With just 5 days left to find my best deal for salvation, I am cashing in my chips and shopping the dooms day cults to see what last minute bargains are available. Yes, the religious zealots are out in full force for a last ditch effort to get your hard earned loot. Even the laundry room in my building has a mini-library of literature to keep your mind occupied as you wash you unmentionables. If the literature isnt enough to win you over, perhaps the hot peppers and free gym memberships win push you over the edge. I need to get the film developed.